Jokes of people affected by a speeding ticket

I can be the story of the uncle uncle gampil gampil its address in Kuripan let us see how the story that sent the uncle gampil, we just pletek.

So this is the figure of Uncle gampil yan very forgetful person, at that time one day this gampil uncle riding a motorcycle, he was hit by a speeding ticket by a policeman let us consider the conversation uncle gampil affected ticketed by police

Police: (yelling) stop, stop, stop!
Uncle gampil: (laughing) haha its police could talk? I think his policy is a statue, standing on the garden, apparently a human right? how do you police? How are you? his wife and children healthy all?

Police: Hay! so that people should not snobs know! snobs need not close! Disposable quasi ask my wife any child. what you are feeding them?
Uncle gampil: Y not like the pack. Her name meet fellow men asked each other. how are his healthy survivors. is it fair to date if it met someone her example you suddenly I asked, how are you police it? whether the child his wife had died all? the thing that is not very good right? (Laughing)
Police: you do not se him when he speaks nice try! you do not pray for my son who is a no-no!
Uncle gampil: continue like you do? I had just asked, your wives and children are all healthy, you get angry, sekrang I ask how your wife and kids are already on dead yet? you also get angry? What keeps you going? continue I must ask what to you?
Police: you do not need much to ask anything!
Uncle gampil: then you are going to ask me? just do not have convoluted! I also want to return in a hurry terompa, finished off my sandals invitation to miss.
Police: please mouth are repaired when talking to the police! do not se it just awful! that you want him what? se bad motorcycle riding her own. Where try your helmet? many kalai I say, the air many times I remember.
Uncle gampil: (while cutting the conversation laughing) hahaha like a song, ber of times many times have I told you, many times I remember ya bang ya!
Police: (bully) you're given the questions do not even sing! that you've often I love to know! If driving a motorcycle must wear helmets. you drive a motorcycle instead not using helmets. helem instead of you, you replace it with pants, you want what? it places his pants down! not in the head like that!
Uncle gampil: continue to want you now?
Police: Because you break the rules then you are my ticket!
Uncle gampil: Do not be like the father of the police. people just do not use helmets only cook yes I got pulled over? the better we are at peace! because peace is beautiful!
Police: can not, the police now had no way of peace. guilty of a speeding ticket, berslah give punishment, entered the guilty to jail! its principal would you want me walkin traffic ticket now.

So the story of his uncle gampil really got a ticket, because driving a motorcycle is not using helmets. esokan day after that to her, uncle gampil crossed the road again, driving a motorcycle, but this time he had to use helmets, but still at a stop right by the police yesterday again. let us refer to this second dismissal.

Uncle gampil: if you become a police wanted her as to what to try? Her date if less work better sleep! be a speed bump, do his job memberhenti the riders only! each rider crossed Stop!
Police: (laughing), you again yesterday my speeding ticket? if it turns out you use helmets that look more handsome.
Uncle gampil: it lah, you do not need much further ado, just ask for what you want? money? $ 3 again yesterday crate?
Police: if you speak please irreparably try! tasty se do its course like it! yesterday I asked for a fine to you because you made a mistake. you commit a traffic violation, you certainly my ticket. helem fined $ 3!
Uncle gampil: And now you want what?
Police: because I'm not no work, ya better I memberhenti the rider-bikers. Where his letters?
Uncle gampil: You asked about the letter? (Then laughs) days gini still passing notes? sorry, yes! halo police officer, if ya want this sms read all of it! now tida his day passing notes! now playing sms! instead ask the mail, sms just ask her where!
Police: Maksut me a letter where your vehicle? letter of your vehicle you take it or not? Driver's License, Motor letter, and the letter of the motor product! even show off about sms? What do you want?
Uncle gampil: AOH, you asked about the letter motor vehicle? I did not bring her father a cop! If any such letter!
Police: you drive do not carry the letter? you how to use this road? se do his own tasty please! yesterday did not wear helmets! Now memkai helem but did not bring a letter of motor vehicle! you're my ticket again!
Uncle gampil: (laughs) I'm in a speeding ticket again? glad you eat using chicken continues!
Police: please polite little when he speaks! The police, menilang it was not to buy chicken rice! his money at the entrance to the state government and the courts.
Uncle gampil: It's an honest, la if the police are dishonest how to try?
real Uncle ticketed $ 15 gampil affected by polisi.walau already exposed to things like that, to his esokan day, uncle gampil pass that way again, maybe not feel mampus she crossed the road back. sudh when exposed ticketed up to twice its own proprietary who arrived at police checkpoints earlier, uncle gampil even dancing, her dancing just really like lengger attached. What we try to refer back!
Uncle gampil: (danced while singing) good afternoon how are you the father of the police? How The news of her? if your wife and kids are still healthy all? here you are ticketed back me! please me in check! I now will not be on the ticket again! I've been wearing helmets, driving license I take three. Letter motorcycle had also I bring my neighbor! Letter No 15buah vehicle product of my father I also bring all of his. What would you try? you must stress, you must be disappointed (singing), because you will no longer get the money to buy chicken rice again, just as it's your day to be fast! (Singing and mocking the police!
Police: Are you crazy? even singing and dancing in front of the police station, you want what?
Uncle gampil: (laughs), you can not buy chicken rice rations again today, do not be upset and spoke out loudly. do not cut off when I'm talking! (Singing!) Do not be sad if you today not to eat rice chicken back. (While mocking the police) nine ten police father, police father ye poor you! (laugh)
Police: Please go, move from here! in front of the police station instead of singing and dancing?
Uncle gampil: You ask my will? My wish is, I hope a speeding ticket! but I guarantee you are going to be disappointed! because I is now complete does not like yesterday! I've been wearing helmets, all motorized letter also already complete! Come here my father police ticketed!
Police: what it is in trying speeding ticket? please your little sane! wear helmets did was wear helmets! all letters full bers all, but his motor Where? her motorcycle where? you were here to walk or ride a rickshaw? her motorcycle where? You crazy huh?